Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Farm Hussy, Mi Amore!

Coming soon- video review of the super fantabulous Farm Hussy line, but in the meantime, check out their newest collection for Fall: Now notice the first scent listed? Could it be MOI? Oui oui! Whee! I'm proud to be a Hussy! Check out my new signature scent- it's hussytastic! Julie is a total rock star! Julie, the maven and head Hussy, not myself :-)

PoultryGeist Collection:
Black Cauldron Kettlecorn  ** This scent is courtesy of our dear Hussy Julie Ann, who was eating coffee candy wearing Sissy's Kettlecorn when her hubby walked by and said "wow, great scent honey!" You can read her reviews and check out her blog (always a hoot and a holler not to mention informative) http://www.beautypirate.blogspot.com Thanks Julie Ann!!
 It's wake up your senses Coffee combined with one of our constant best smeller's Sissy's Kettlecorn for a fall blend so unique it just make save you a few Starbucks!
BruteBeer Moat Float A Brutal Root Beer blend that will truly float your moat, butter rum but you can't hide!!!
Cob Zombie This hot body snatcher scent will unleash your Sixth Scents with  sweet brown sugar and evil spices! Simply Phantasmic! 
Corn Stalker    This haunting candy corn scent will follow you everywhere, a restraining order won't help!
Devil Eggs Butter Rum bubble gum to make your tummy holler YUM!!!!!!
Don't Axe Me Again!  You can chop up the oranges, nutmeg and clove to go into this scent salad, but you best stay away from me with that cleaver, Beaver, or I might just knock you in the Wally.
Evil Hentity Our malevolent scent of rich, sweet yellow cake is held captive by fruity pomegranates and brown sugar to create this overpowering quintessence of scents.
F-5 Funnel Cake A furious whirlwind of birthday cake and hot vanilla funnel cakes topped with powdered sugar make this scent a real cyclone cologne!!  
 
Ghost of Elvis Past-ly This S'Cilla pleasin' sniff is a haunting aroma left by the King himself, who created this SCENTity of peanut butter and bananas on toast, it's the most mamma baby!!
Goosebumps My favorite  Halloween scent, this fragrance will make your pinfeathers bristle when you get a big honkin' bill full of toasted roasted marshmallows paddling around in a pond of rich and creamy steamy chocolate hot cocoa! A positively startling scent!!
Hampire Blood orange is blended with the villainess scent of sizzle that will make your blood run cold and your senses run hot!
Hogre' No trolls in this amalgam of vanilla hazelnut latte mutated with chewy ewy creamy caramel that will make your hogs jowl!
Just a Farm Ghoul! A devilicious scent of sugary maple frosting layered over a sweet yellow cake will bring out the Farm Ghoul in you!
Marshmallow Walloween Picture yourself stuck in the gooey boggs of sugar, struggling to free yourself, before you are pulled down into the swamp marsh-mallow and forced to eat yourself into oblivion!  Just remember, you can't holler for help if your mouth is full!
Monster Truck Mash A smash-up scent of green apple s'mores, tart green lip puckerin' apples with vanilla frosting mashed into a graham cracker coffin, that nails it!!
Mummy Worms Mummy gummy worms made out of chewy fang sticking candy with a sweet fruity scent that will smell like they're yummy for your tummy!! (but don't eat it dummy..J
Oinkubus This apparition of scents will make your sniffin' snout a pumpkin and eggnog hog!!
  
PoultryGeist  The heart of our culluckion, this evil hentity is cackle of crème' Brule and a gasp of Raspberry Guava make this a spirit you won't be tempted to call the exorcist on!
Raven Lunatic You will lose what little mind you have left when your nose gets ahold of this psychoscent of multiple personalities that include spiced cranberries, frosted cookies, candied fruits and powdered sugar for a super complex scent you will be craving more raven!!
Rodeo Clown Tooth rotten cotton candy thrown in a barrel of grapes…scary good smell.
Sacrifice Krispies Surrender your senses to this amazing fragrance of rice krispie treats and the trick is sweet creamy pumpkin fused in for a spooktacular scent feast!!
Salt Lickorice  Black lickorice is slurped together with fang sticking candied apples for a treat guaranteed to make your ghoul drool!
Turkey Goblin This Halloween aroma is anything but fowl, and is sure to get your nose warbling when it gets a whiff of Turkish taffy combined with fresh ground cinnamon, clove and nutmeg!!
  
Yes, Mummy Dearest… Don't over sniff ME, fellas……this deranged fragrance has maniacal notes of grapefruit and mandarin, peaches, plums and grapes with a musk base. NO WIRE HANGARS TINA!!!!!!!!!!

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